2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it
back in your pocket.
8. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.
9. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.
10. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
11. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
original sender : Paul Vogt