Some artists from the 1960's are re-releasing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging "baby boomers" -- good news, for those feeling a little older and missing these great tunes.
Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Nappin'"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"
Jun 20, 2008
Hug someone today because, .......
Hug someone today because :
Hugs are non-fattening and they don't cause cancer or
cavities.
Hugs are totally organic and with no preservatives,
artificial colors or toxic residue
Hugs are cholesterol-free, naturally sweet, 100%
wholesome and non-allergenic
Hugs are easy to care for, they don't require batteries,
or tune-ups and are a renewable resource
Hugs are non-taxable, fully returnable and energy-
efficient
Hugs are safe in all kinds of weather
Hugs are especially good on cold or rainy days
Hugs are exceptionally effective for treating problems
like bad dreams, disappointments and blue Mondays
Hugs are good for people of all ages, shapes and sizes
Hugs may be considered "politically incorrect" (which
makes them even more delicious) but on the positive side,
they are FUN!
Give someone a hug today - you're almost sure to get one right back!
Hugs are non-fattening and they don't cause cancer or
cavities.
Hugs are totally organic and with no preservatives,
artificial colors or toxic residue
Hugs are cholesterol-free, naturally sweet, 100%
wholesome and non-allergenic
Hugs are easy to care for, they don't require batteries,
or tune-ups and are a renewable resource
Hugs are non-taxable, fully returnable and energy-
efficient
Hugs are safe in all kinds of weather
Hugs are especially good on cold or rainy days
Hugs are exceptionally effective for treating problems
like bad dreams, disappointments and blue Mondays
Hugs are good for people of all ages, shapes and sizes
Hugs may be considered "politically incorrect" (which
makes them even more delicious) but on the positive side,
they are FUN!
Give someone a hug today - you're almost sure to get one right back!
The Van Gogh Family Reunion!
The Van Gogh Family Reunion!
are you know artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives?
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother....................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt ..........................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes...............Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle ...................Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a corner store.....Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia..........U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white.....Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois.................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle.......................Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin.......................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother....Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt................Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco.................Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach.......Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle.....................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst.................E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin..................Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking.....Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew.................Poe Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van.....Winnie Bay Gogh
are you know artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives?
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother....................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt ..........................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes...............Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle ...................Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a corner store.....Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia..........U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white.....Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois.................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle.......................Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin.......................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother....Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt................Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco.................Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach.......Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle.....................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst.................E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin..................Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking.....Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew.................Poe Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van.....Winnie Bay Gogh
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