everybody.
We painted our floor with luminous paint, so now the
florescent what it used to be.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.
Having children. What an heir raising experience that is!
Perforation is a rip-off!
A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned
because he couldn't concentrate.
Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He
lost his job when the company folded.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and
those who can't.
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A bird in the hand can get kind of messy.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of
witnesses
Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice
If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a
fool about it!
Brent Gray
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