open it. Apparently this is one nasty virus! It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will replace every song on your iPod with really nasty killer rap.
It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's settings so all your ice cream
melts and your milk curdles.
It will program your phone to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will rewrite your Word documents, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and add undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
meaning of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows environment, it will leave
the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close
to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.
It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell
like dill pickles.
It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is
also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
These are just a few signs of infection.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!
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NOTE: This is a JOKE!
Author: Stephen Hendren
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