thought he was God and I didn't!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Rehab Is for Quitters
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
A PICTURE IS WORTH A 1000 WORDS, but it uses up a 1000
times the memory.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. Cops have nothing to go on.
Author : Dolly Howard
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