Jul 13, 2008

Quick Cute Quips

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God and I didn't!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Rehab Is for Quitters

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

A PICTURE IS WORTH A 1000 WORDS, but it uses up a 1000
times the memory.

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN. Cops have nothing to go on.


Author : Dolly Howard

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