The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Same work, more pay. (Less work, more pay?)
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, for all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Author: Bill Barrows
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