who don't even play go to tournaments or watch it on TV?
These truths may shed light on the reasons why.
Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority
of players being honorable people who don't need referees.
Golfers don't have some of their players in jail every week.
Golfers don't scratch their privates on the golf course.
Golfers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.
Professional golfers are compensated in direct proportion
to how well they play.
Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand new
contracts, because of another player's deal.
Professional Golfers don't demand that the taxpayers pay
for the courses on which they play.
When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for
them or back them up.
The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than
the National Football League does in two.
You can watch the best golfers in the world up close, at
any tournament, including the majors, all day, every day
for $25 or $30. The cost for a seat in the nosebleed
section at the Super Bowl will cost around $300 or more.
You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament golf course,
watch the best in the world and not spend a small fortune
on food and drink. Try that at one of the taxpayer funded
baseball or football stadiums. I brought a Coke into Oriole
Park at Camden Yards last year, and an usher came to my
seat and told me I had to dispose of it, or I would not be
allowed to stay in the stadium.
In golf, you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9
million a season, like the best baseball hitters (.300
batting average) do.
Golf doesn't change its rules to attract Fans.
Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.
Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.
Golf doesn't have free agency.
In their prime, Greg Norman, Arnold Palmer and other stars,
would shake your hand and say they were happy to meet you.
In his prime Jose Canseco wore T-shirts that read 'Leave Me
Alone.'
You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.
Ladies are welcome players.
At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports
stadiums and arenas) you won't hear a steady stream of four
letter words and nasty name calling while you're hoping
that no one spills beer on you.
Tiger Woods can hit a golf ball three times as far as Barry
Bonds can hit a baseball.
Golf Courses don't ruin the neighborhood.
Author: Dolly Howard
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