Jul 21, 2008

More Super-Groaners!

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to
work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together
kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \i-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag
was full of loot.

Paradox \par'-u-doks\: Two physicians.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.

Primate \pri'-mat\: Removing your spouse from in front of
the TV.

Relief \ree-leef'\: What trees do in the spring

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress \seem'-stres\: Describes 200 pounds in a size two.

Selfish \sel'-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued \sub-dood'\: A guy that works on one of those
submarines.


Author: Dolly Howard

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